Pros & Cons of Dating Umphreaks

Pros: Shared expenses
Cons: Eskimo Bros

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Cons: She’s got poor taste.

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Pros (if you’re gay): they’re all dudes
Cons (if you’re not gay): they’re all dudes.

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Cons: she asks me to go to UM shows

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Probably bringing the non wook “wife” to her first show in 2 weeks. Pray 4 me

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your relationship =

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Her first drug band show was going to be Phish 1/1 so it could’ve been worse

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Saw this thread title and figured it was an @OSUmBeaverPhreak thread.

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Pros: not embarrassed about liking UM
Cons: embarrassed you in public by liking UM

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I believe I’ve dragged my “wife” to 20+ shows over the years. She never listens to UM but still always seems to enjoy herself.

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but you bail on every OAR show she wants to go to.

SMH

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That was more logistics regarding her mother wanting to go and someone needing to watch our 10 & 12 year olds for a long weekend (and my COVID paranoia).

We are going to see Kenny Chesney in August.

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i may be bringing mine to red rocks for her first drug band show. i’m not sure if i should prepare her or just enjoy letting her experience it all without any preconceived ideas.

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pros: potential to go to better drug bands together
cons: have to tell mom and dad we met on a dbmb

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Are you going to go full Romo and call out the songs before they finish the segue?

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My “wife” is actively asking to travel for Dopapod shows. I’ll make a wook out of her yet

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if you could swing weekday shows yall should come for CO terr

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I think I’m doing the first 3 and she’s flying out for Frisco (and maybe Fort Collins)

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