How much could a banana cost Michael? 10 dollars?
I really appreciate the fact tickets arenât on sale until Tuesday. Gives me some time to decide how badly I want to see a mediocre UM show.
I just want to boof research chemicals and drink 30 lot beers in hopefully decent weather.
I thought you were Vizzy fam, fam?
Yeah, I canât wait to be let down while celebrating my 30th birthday. I swear to Christ if I get another Hollywood nights
I will drink a few between beers. Vizzy pairs well with the research chemicals
Donât get me started about that shitty cover. Iâm seen that song at least 8 times.
I think im at 7. I saw it at my 50th, at a red rocks show, and the last drive in was the fucking wooooooorst when it happened
Story of my 30th on 9/6
If they play âHollywood Nightsâ at either of the Chicago shows, then they are definitely just trolling us. And that is what I expect will happen.
Lucille: âGet me a vodka rocksâ
Michael: âMom, itâs breakfast.â
Lucille: ââŚand a piece of toast.â
Lindsay Funke:
Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough.
Lucille:
Not as much as you enjoyed yours. You want the belt to buckle, not your chair.
[server sets a dessert of Bananas Foster on fire]
Lucille:
You might want to let that fire go out before you stick your face in it.
Lindsay Funke:
Thatâs funny, 'cause I was gonna say âYou might wanna lean away from that fire since youâre soaked in alcohol.â
Lucille:
Mine was better.
Heâs up there Iâd probably put Lindsay above him in my AD rankings
Itâs a banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars?
FTFY
Wish I could double like this post.
Birthday number 28 for me. And I believe one of the two shows would be my 50th. Recipe for the worst show of all time.
At least itâs not in Chicago.