I work for the NIH and we have a Division of Personnel Security and Access Control (DPSAC). I have to go to their office next week and everyone refers to it as “Dip-Sac”, with a straight face. I cannot resist giggling every time I hear it.
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shaking in your boots as you approach the line
stood tall in the line?
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In my industry, we deal with strippers, which are a type of distillation column. The liquid product from the bottom of the column is called the stripper bottoms. Never gets old.
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At my job we have to use plastic spray protection around piping tees that are called “tee bags” in my trade. I giggle every time
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We’re all 5 years old
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Immaturity keeps us young!
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The “wife” says the album title comes from something Santana said to Jake. She is more knowledgeable on UM than I am so I’m guessing she’s correct
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On the bright side at least it wasn’t called “Give me your heart, make it real or else forget about it”
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Remind me (#remindme) again how you managed to find a “wife” more into umphreys than you are ?
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damn, santana says some dumb shit apparently
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His first lick in this video sounds like something you’d hear in a Guitar Center
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fucking lol
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It could be worse
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He almost ruined Billy & the Kids too.
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VFJ
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Sultan would have to play that wedding
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Already booked 
🤌🤌🤌
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You just got Fux’d
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“I now pronounce you Fux-er and Fux-ee. You may Fux the bride.”
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If this album ends up being surprise full blown song versions of the intros AND goes Type 2, who’s boofing bath salts and sucking their own dick?
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