Jamband Cringe Thread

I’ve got VIPs for Asheville, I might throw my underwear up there for him. Nothing like taking a pair of sweaty boxers to the face.

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Make sure they’re a non washed-skid marked pair

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That’s not a reply; it’s his twitter bio

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Lol what a little bitch

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Jesus fucking christ

If these kids are looking for jams that don’t go anywhere, I have tons of recommendations.

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Sultan liked it lol

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Of course stasik wouldn’t block him

Stasik is such a fucking tool. Anybody wanna buy 2 tickets to UM in asheville?

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lmao, if my buddy didn’t buy us VIP tickets I would have already bailed. dude even hooked it up with flight vouchers so at least I’m not spending $$$ to get standard town’d.

Asheville UM → Bucks @ Bulls → NoLa for my brother in laws birthday → BStrings in Cincy

^all in a 2 week span

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I got free tickets for this weekend. I know theyre struggling to sell tickets and I’m glad they won’t get my money. Get your douche bag bassist under control, I guarantee there’s other people completely turned off by that post/shirt. Not a good time to alienate your fans, especially a fanbase that largely skews left and has currently been exposing and forcing sexual predators out of the community. Horrible timing by stasik.

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It kind of makes me sad. I was in a good rhythm where I could listen to old UM every so often, then avoid them a week before a run of a few shows and go in and have a great time with no expectations. I would have felt just fine March 2020 telling people my favorite band was UM.

I can’t do that anymore. Not even/just because of what you’ve mentioned, but it’s maybe a minor part of it.

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Right, like I shouldn’t be this upset over a shirt, but everything else he’s presented to us regarding his attitude, personality and social views has been a major turn off. The frat boy bro was always his vibe but it’s been different since March 2020.

I now 100% believe the girl that said he said he would never be caught dead in a mask. She’s still in the wrong for demanding he wear one after she approached him but he could’ve chose literally anything else to say without coming off like a nutjob right winger.

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I laugh at how ridiculous he is on social media but I honestly don’t give a shit as long as I enjoy the music they make.

If he or anyone else in the band ever started pulling some strange Boyd Tinsley type stuff my opinion would change…

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We should start a tabloid rag that is just unflattering pictures and rumors about jambands. Can do it all digital and non-fungible token that @ass. If we get good enough at it we can collect fees to suppress stories.

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it’s unbearable. must change.

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Still would

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Honestly, I think this is more Stasik being the douche he is over a right winger IMO. This is the exact type of response I got when I approached him/walked by him once and I’ve heard the same from others. This just happened to be related to a mask, but it could have been anything. He’s brash, arrogant, and babyish. He’s kind of the Antonio Brown of UM.

Couldn’t care less where any of these guys fall on the political spectrum. If you are a dick, you are a dick. His shirts don’t move the needle one way or another for me. He’s moved that plenty already!

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