Jamband Cringe Thread

There is an extremely high correlation of using the word mama and seeing 10+ concerts of any iteration or tribute to the Grateful Dead

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ok dadda

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The truth and honesty behind this hurts tbh. I really thought I was cool by using that word

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A few of my cousins who I am really close with are deadheads. I have heard mama thrown around unironically for years.

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They sound like some truly beautiful mamas

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I remember truly believing it was a term of endearmen or something stupid like thatt. Like I believed the proper way to show respect to the 40 something year old chick I just bought K from was to say “thanks, mama”

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They love it though

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Heady little mamas, naughty mamas, wook ass mamas they all need some love

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Haha they really do, I guess I’m not wrong. It really is a term of endearment. Something about slanging K on lot and getting raw dogged in the motel 6 after the show must make them feel motherly and matronly

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Omg tight, tight, tight!

2 for 2!

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Every single fam event has been a great success sorry if you don’t

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When a show gets cancelled in Tahoe these dumbass fans think that means they’re gonna add an extra show in a state as far away from California as physically possibly a full 3 months later.

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“Phish is one such lens that shows us magic is real”

:face_vomiting: :face_vomiting: :face_vomiting:

I wonder if whoever wrote that knows the bassist is a pedo

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Quotes like that are like the ultimate anti-LSD slogan

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Whatever the fuck this is that UM posted

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Rember Air Travel?

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The Next who knows days: Do what ever you want

This seems like some shit someone would pump out at 5am using coke to stay awake while coming down from acid. What the fuck is this?

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