Jamband Cringe Thread

Get that limo with the window tint!

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Thought the dude was allegedly a former Marine

He was. And Mags held him back

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You are probably right. The fact that he was going to have someone else beat up Hodor at a UM show because his feelings were hurt is something else. I’m sure Snapfam has all the details as to why mags doesn’t really have any UM friends anymore

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Thats right, good call. Can’t believe i remembered that detail lol.

@flyfishmich I’m sure I could but we’ve given him enough limelight

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lol @Random_Ass

That was a hilarious response

https://www.reddit.com/r/Umphreys/s/TrHDf3zKbs

@Gregaforce7 This you Craig?

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It’s gotta be. Lol. Wow, somebody took the time to think this out? Amazing.

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Has to be the band member’s kids because we know UM hasn’t attracted new fans in over a decade.

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Cues up the picture form 12/30/05 with all the youngins……I’m def not in the back as a 14 year old or anything

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One on the right is def Bayliss’ kid

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Their kids, and a bunch of their friends, were definitely at Salt Shed. They walled off about a 100×50 foot section in front of the FOH. TBH, they seemed fairly well behaved and having a pretty good time.

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Lol it isn’t but dude took the time. There was a dead themed DnD campaign going on at a brewery near me tho. Need to find out which publicly traded company is at the intersection of nerds and wooks

I imagine the oldest kid chomping to the middle kid “Remember back when Dad was more exploratory and risky?” And the middle kid is like “did somebody pack us some sandwiches?” And the youngest was like “ :man_dancing: PAPAS GOTTA GO, MAMAS GOTTA STAY :dancer:

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Dude makes Goose edibles.

Why caffeine? I can drink a bottled Dunkin Donuts iced coffee just fine. Don’t need to eat caffeine.

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Seems like a misprint. Should say 2.50mg THC.

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No fent?? :yawning_face:

To make sure you dont fall asleep during Goose jams

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