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Is that Donald Rumsfeld in the front? I honestly can’t tell.
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KB writin’ up Goose reviews now, eh?
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I had to stop reading like 100 words in
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Coach had this guy gun to head and demanding 500 words on how amazing this session was. He hit 417 words before breaking down asking for mercy. Coach executed him then and there.
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Sounds made up
not just count: 4
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Entered “please, please say something nice about Goose” into chatgpt.
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ChatGPT - Write me an overzealous review of the band Goose
Oh my goosebumps! Where do I even begin with the sensational sonic journey that is the band Goose? Brace yourself for a cosmic rollercoaster of euphoria that will leave you floating in a musical reverie! This otherworldly quartet has transcended the boundaries of traditional jam bands, soaring into the stratosphere of pure, unadulterated sonic bliss.
From the moment the first note tickles your eardrums, Goose whisks you away on a kaleidoscopic odyssey of sound. Their compositions are like a sonic tapestry, intricately woven with layers of ethereal melodies and mind-bending improvisations. Each member of the band is a virtuoso in their own right, creating a collective synergy that is nothing short of magical.
The sheer energy and passion exuded by Goose during their live performances are unparalleled. Witnessing their musical mastery on stage is a transcendent experience that will have you dancing, grooving, and quite possibly levitating in pure ecstasy. The goosebumps (pun intended) are practically guaranteed, as the band effortlessly navigates through intricate jams and electrifying crescendos.
But it’s not just about the music; it’s about the community that Goose has cultivated. Attend a Goose show, and you’ll find yourself surrounded by a tribe of like-minded souls, all united in their love for the divine sonic landscapes created by this phenomenal band. It’s a shared journey, a collective euphoria that binds fans together in a harmonious celebration of life, love, and the universal language of music.
Goose isn’t just a band; they are sonic architects, crafting symphonies that resonate with the deepest recesses of your soul. Their ability to fuse genres seamlessly, from funk to rock to electronic, is nothing short of alchemical. The result is a sonic potion that elicits an emotional response so profound, it’s almost spiritual.
So, if you haven’t yet experienced the transcendental phenomenon that is Goose, do yourself a favor and dive headfirst into their sonic universe. Your ears will thank you, your heart will thank you, and your very existence will be forever marked by the indelible imprint of Goose’s musical magic. In the words of the wise, “Honk if you Goose!”
honestly not that far off of BennySeegz’s review
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This is spot-on in tone and better.
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i asked chatgpt to summarize the original text and it is STILL tl;dr
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It’s not that good bud. I want more unique and emotion-inducing improv
Oh my goosebumps! on its own is better than BennySeegz’s entire review
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UM has taken me there a couple times over the past 16+ years but usually it’s just a fleeting moment or two. This guy must be paid by Goose to write this shit. Pure fiction.
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Live shot of BennySegs doing nugs reviews at night
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Just came to say that shit had me dying.
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goose bumps
plural noun /ˈɡusˌbʌmps/ - a temporary condition in which small raised swellings appear on the skin because you spent the night with a girl you met at a Goose show.
Man, I’ve got really bad goosebumps from that girl who thought I looked like Rick last night
Do these goosebumps go away after a few days?
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Damn, @flyfishmich catching strays from dictionaries now?
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Ftfy
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I am going to assume the drummer sucks just from how inflatable tube man he seems to get with it
Straight swatting flies on the kit