Jamband Cringe Thread

why the fuck is -bort being weird with gifs

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Didn’t read this 40 post thread but Stasik is cringe

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Lol this is not cringe. This is one of the all time iconic jamband moments. Literally name one time Bayliss has summoned the healing powers of the crystal like this

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Is this the Ryan Stasik thread?

Is it coincidence that Phish has an album named Big Boat?

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so while moe.'s farmer ben has already been mentioned for its obvious cringtitude - it falls under a different sub-category of cringe.

self referential songs. farmer ben has the line “…he asked the people what they wanted to hear
moe.! they screamed, then they hit the floor…”

meanwhile, in this same vein, we have god street wine referring to themselves in the song “Wendy” - well we’re driving into town Mom but don’t let it trouble you, my girlfriend’s driving and she’ll stay straight, we’re all going in to see GSW, don’t expect me home til late.

stop referring to yourselves, jambands.

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The only acceptable self reference is in Show Biz Kids

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RIGHT, i forgot about that one! at one point i had a good solid list of nearly 10 different artists who refer back to themselves, but this morning that has completely escaped me. thanks for this reminder

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Imagine if somebody said this to rappers.

I don’t see an issue here other than the fact that there’s a camera on people partying.

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Let me provide some more context to the non-@ass certified cringe

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i appreciate this extended version. wonderful

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Did we ever discredit the rumor this is @grrrrrant ?

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ewww

PPPP thought this should be released on their official youtube channel

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The whole DisNYE theme belongs here.

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Michael Travis sure likes thrusting at the crowd.

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60 posts and no FUX?

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