Jamband Cringe Thread

Right off the bat I knew this list was false. The fact that UM is higher than tDB at improv is just an awful take

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I knew because phish was ranked higher than anybody on anything

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I knew because @cshore posted it

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Whoever gave panic’s “guitar” a 7.5 needs to be stabbed, killed and left in a ditch.

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Rockstar Richard got sultan’d

Was he usually on the rail?

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Did the story about him bringing an underaged hooker to a show make the rounds here?

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I saw that. So, he’s like a celebrity fan, right? Like one of those weirdos that gets a lot of social media attention for being a fan?

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Ugh just nuke the planet

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He also claims to be “close to the band” like sultan

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Pretty much. Major trust fund action (even though he’s old) and rides the rail every show. Mayer acknowledged him a time or two out of his persistence, which led to RR claiming they were long time friends. Just an extremely hostile and competitive personality at a show. Few years ago he punched a chick in the face for getting too close to his spot.

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What happened to that instant death you had mentioned last week? I was looking for some.

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Yes. One fat dose of instant death, please.

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Add a horchata to that before I go, please.

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Espresso lemonade for me.

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I normally don’t condone violence, but whoever made that chart has chosen it

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The guy who posted it said he was taking into account the full career so Houser as well who IMO isn’t particularly great so I get it

Chris Houser is an 11/10. Where are the Werks on this list?

Bell cost them points on guitar