Jake to miss 2/26 show

Band doesnt have enough swag. We’ve been over this.

3 Likes

Another reason the biscuits are better

5 Likes

I heard Jake, Kris, Fairless, and Stoops are starting up a band.

3 Likes

Homeless people are easy to beat up. Imagine fighting a paper towel dispenser

18 Likes

“We love him immensely and support him completely” is written on their website. Doesn’t sound like a bitter breakup. Sounds like Jake is going through some shit.

1 Like

It’s over.

Who?

Mike Jones

11 Likes

That’s from over two months ago

1 Like

I’ve ruined otherwise okay relationships in far less time.

7 Likes

Chaos knows no timeline

1 Like

That may very well be the case. I’m just saying the reason why doesn’t sound like what some people are speculating.

IT’S OVER

2 Likes

Sources?

Don’t get so attached

1 Like

https://www.instagram.com/umphreysmcgee/p/DVbTF_Ujb90/

6 Likes

5 Likes

Maybe our attachments were the hot dogs we ate along the way

6 Likes

Oh there’s definitely some weiner gobbling going on in this thread.

So Jake is done? @ass you seem to have the scoop bub

1 Like