I feel like that statement is missing minions and the 
emoji
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what the hell kind of statement is that?
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At least he used a pic from one of the destination weddings as the background
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“Staying positive with hope for the future” sounds like he ain’t got shit lined up.
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that’s how I read it too lmao. big “I got fired but I’m being positive” energy
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What in the live laugh love is that shit lmao
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I feel like a vague statement is already more than anyone expected.
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Mine was better
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The Kris/Jake tell all would sell dozens (more than Joel’s book)
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Joel book eh?
The Cummins routine: fitness for medium v neck black tshirts
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Kris Myers: Why I Tossed the Salad (and How I got Tossed out of Umphrey’s)
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Went to PT for some reason. Saw a Bort name id long forgotten. I bought a grilled cheese from this guy (llamataboot) in Iowa City one time and realized I recognized him from shows. He was buds with IowaCityPhreak who told me to join the bort.
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And one I’ve been chasing. 
Jake and Kris left before fucking KB. Such is life I guess
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They’re leaving in the reverse order they joined like the last minute of DBK
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Some asshole was eating that onion dog next to me last night. He reeked of onions the rest of the show.
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Nah, that was just w00k BO
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