I am not.
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Honestly pretty spot on
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There’s a thread or 2 that depicts this man’s adventure in conning a bunch of wooks into paying 10k for UM to perform a song that he/they conceptualized.
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Yeah it’s called Chicago, Ricketts paid for the song it sucks
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Seriously tho continue I’m intrigued.
Who is the one person freaking out on vfj about what Bayliss said?
So was this Chad able to con the wooks out of money? Did the song get made and performed a handful of times (Waist Down).
I can’t remember which thread it was but, it’s about 7 hours of reading, and there’s a lot going on. One thing, they were dead serious about this song and it was based on something they called primitive funk. I’m going on no sleep right now, and I fear that I can’t do the story justice.
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No money was paid as far as I know. He did use his “connections to the band” to try to sexually assault people though.
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Never was made. Dude also was tight with Jake (aka gave him a bunch of money and thought Jake was his friend) jerked off at Jake’s house, had a super shitty band, was a sexual predator who sent a bunch of women inappropriate messages, and lied about being sober to try and get his clout back.
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The sultan thread has his downfall. I believe the rest of the story happens in the random thoughts thread. Pre-historic funk is the genre
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Is it dj Wyllyis? Lol
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I’m not down for 7 hours of reading but this is all very interesting stuff
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It’s not 7 hours of reading. Can probably find the meat of it through the greatest hits thread
Nah he needs to read that entire thread. Isn’t that the one @ryanstasik makes an appearance?
Edit: nvm that’s Is UM’s popularity declining. Another great one
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Got it. So I’ve been into the band since 2006, used to be on the bort back in the day and it disappeared. I randomly bumped into @thefussyasianman at Umbowl after meeting him at a show 12 years ago and he mentioned I was one of the first people he met from the bort. Post umbowl I decided to make an account to read up on reviews of shows. Most of the people that I know from the old bort don’t seem to be active anymore with the exception of @thefussyasianman and @cryan024.
That’s just a little background about me if anyone gives AF.
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So I recall the Wade falling out, thinking he’s a DJ and thought the rumor was he was supposed to play a wedding then took the money and didn’t show.
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So that POS is the reason the true Bill Graham for a day will never happen again.
Bro what’d stasik jump in and say? Lol this is all gold. Did he come in to say no doom flamingo’s popularity is just increasing!
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To be clear I am sure Bayliss had zero malicious intent with that statement. He’s just that clueless. Which isn’t an excuse, because it still can greatly sour things.
The frattiness of the really old songs does feel out of place now but there’d be mass revolt if they changed them so…
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