2020/10/9 - UMBOWL @ The Capitol Theater - Port Chester, NY

Ik man it’s just a saying I use as a synonym for JFC. Care to dissect this further?

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Yes, more of this.

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Now I want a nice Vermont extra sharp cheddar on a ritz cracker

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Wait I thought it was JFC = cheese and rice? I confuz’d

That’s not the same amount of syllables either.

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You’re actually correct; 2 versions of ultimately the same result. Not the same amount of syllables, either

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Bro just quit while you’re behind

You can go back to ignoring me, I don’t miss you. Seriously why do you have to be a Richard? Oh right… sociablejackass

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A what?

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What’s another name someone named Richard might go by? Not that deep

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Ah yes, a good ole Richard. Richard>Rick>Dick like a William>Will>Bill like a Robert>Rob>Bob. Weird @ass rhyming slang.

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Don’t doxx me bro

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Somehow “apples” refer to “stairs”. Bunch of drunk @ass Englishmen.

Love this one. “Trouble” refers to “wife” because “wife” rhymes with “trouble and strife”. A what?

“Tom” refers to “jewelry” because it rhymes with “tomfoolery”. Go home, you’re drunk.

Yet almost nothing rhymes with orange… unless you stretch it out a bit with a pronounced door hinge

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Mange

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this doesn’t work

It doesn’t matter. He gets points for creativity

Yeah stop being such a Rick @sociablehodor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPcR5RVXHMg

^my buddy, his mom and I got real high before watching this. good times.

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Works when I say orange?